Hello. I SAID HELLO! Why does nobody answer when I speak into this machine? That fool of a human, Jonty, took me to Liverpool to a party the other day where there were people from various TV shows - while he chatted with Liam from "Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack" I had a groovy dance with one of the Valentine sisters from "Hollyoaks".

Don't worry, don't worry: I am coming to the title of this blog. Nice weather for the time of year, isn't it? MA HA HA. OK...A most productive week it's been, in my opinion. I've been an insomniac for years. I've been tossing and turning and turning and tossing. I've tried every type of sleeping tablet. Nothing works. Then Jonty made me watch "Big Brother's Little Brother" with the new presenters, because he seems to like that, and I was off, mate. They managed to do, free of charge, what the leading experts in slumberology had so singularly failed to do for me. I must write and thank the producers. The only bit that kept me awake was when they had someone called Emma Cockth on it talking about "Big Bwother". OK, she and her colleagues might sometimes be a bit imagination-driven in their outpourings but Munkitty Tunkitty like - pretty!
And your dear friend MT guessed who the evictee would be this week - Stephanie! Now with all this accurate predicting going on it's time to lay our cards on the table and tell you where Jonty and I are this week with the HMs. Jonty's favourite is Luke. Well, it would be, wouldn't it? They're both somewhat on the not-very-exciting side of things. And as far as I'm concerened the real winner is Alex - GIVE IT UP FOR HER! An argument about fried chips? Quite right too. That was the trouble in Jonty's year. Everyone was too darn nice: they never argued about chips! But please don't think she's rested on her laurels with just that - oh, no: she's argued about a cigarette; she's argued about knickers; she's argued about the fact that someone else is arguing; she's argued about the fact that someone on "BB" has allegedly pretended to be less intelligent than she was in order to appeal to the "BB" voters. As if anyone would do that lol! She's in a permanent RAGE - so am I. We must get together after the show and SEETHE together about how FURIOUS... well, EVERYTHING makes us!
However, Jonty and I agree we don't think either of our favourites will win. We both think Mikey will and we can compromise on him. He's said he'd rather live in a house full of animals than people, and that's good enough for me, and Jonty says he always seems even-tempered and easy to live with(BORING!) and an interesting character. Just for the record, Jonty's lost every footballing and political bet he's ever made but he did make money on his "Big Brother" bet, i.e. that Pete Bennet would win in 2006, and we were both right about Stephanie this week. So follow us to the betting shop if you dare because THIS IS BIG BROTHER. YOU ARE LIVE ON CHANNEL 4 - PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR. The best to you all, my friends - Munkitty Tunkitty