Hello. I SAID HELLO! Last week I was watching a rather amusing "Monty Python" sketch in which everyone's day was ruined because of a dirty fork - people were wailing, screaming, threatening - generally having a horrible time. I then switched over to E4 to watch "Big Brother" but I think I must have hit the wrong button because it still seemed to be "Monty Python".
I suppose it must have been John Cleese putting sticky fingermarks on someone's painting (but he did look a bit like Rex). There was no need to ruin it; it's that sort of year. Connie Booth (doing a great Jen impression) went on and on and on and on and on crying about it. Again,no need to - it's that sort of year. I thought, "Hang on - they've just done that one. Get some new material!". But this sketch was even more over-the-top: Terry Jones (Mo) got involved on Jen's side; Graham Chapman (Dennis) got involved on Jen's behalf and spat in Terry Jones' face and called him a homophobe, even though he'd only just been dancing with him; Terry Gilliam (Darnell) then stuck his oar in on John Cleese's behalf and there was a right old set-to.
Dennis and Sylvia, two of Jen's team, were booted out on the same day... and now the two people who were actually at the heart of the row, Rex and Jen, face the public vote.
Have I ever guessed the evictee wrongly so far this season? Jen's going today.
But did you see the look on Rex's face when his name was called? No-one in "BB" history has ever been more happy at the prospect of being flung onto the cruel mercies of the British public. He's hating it in there! When he survives tonight part of him won't be that pleased that he's still in the most argumentative ever House. By hook or by crook he'll be going soon too.
But not tonight.
Look at his face when he hears: "YOU ARE LIVE ON CHANNEL 4. PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR."
The best to you all, my friends,
Munkitty Tunkitty